Why You’ll Want to Subscribe
On The Eclipse Playlist, expect indie discoveries, existential music deep-dives, and astrology-infused pop culture breakdowns for those who feel music a little too deeply.
If you love unhinged deep dives, astrology that actually makes sense, and just the right amount of chaos—welcome home. Other reasons to subscribe if you like the content:
What You’ll Find on The Eclipse Playlist
🎶 Hyper-specific playlists & satirical lyric analysis—because why not overthink everything?
🤯 Existential deep-dives that go entirely off the rails.
🎸 Indie discoveries for when your playlist needs a refresh.
🔥 Astrology breakdowns that actually make sense (minus the fluff).
🎤 Pop culture and music industry takes for people who feel music a little too deeply.
About Me
I’m Jazmin, a serial entrepreneur whose previous ventures have been featured in places like BuzzFeed, Women’s Day, Good Housekeeping, and Country Living. Now I channel my energy into making niche playlists and decoding your favorite artists’ astrological placements (someone has to 🤷🏻♀️) — you know, life’s most important work.
My Big Six Astrology Placements:
☀️ Pisces Sun + 🌙 Pisces Moon + 👆Cancer Rising: Gentle, emotional, scatterbrained mermaid vibes. I’d probably try to rescue a wounded soul with nothing but love and the Spotify algorithm.
☿ Aries Mercury + ❤️🔥 Aries Venus + 🚀 Gemini Mars: If you’re getting subtle Kanye vibes, blame my Gemini Mars— it’s tucked away in the 12th house of hidden chaos.
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